My Cock
My Cock is a song about a rooster sung by Steve Williams in the episode Write 'Em Cowboy.

The song made the kids' parents mistake Steve to be some sort of gay pedophile who was singing the song asking their sons to look at his you-know-what. Steve and Denzel got such a "positive" reception that they were forced to flee in their car from the "happy" crowd who wanted to maul them.


I'm in the barn. I'm playing with my cock.
All the boys line up to pet my cock.
He's thick, he's red, he's got a big old head.
Why don't I just show you instead?
Raise your hand if you wanna see my cock.