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Meat Hammer
Alias #67455
Gender Male
Hair Brown (goatee)
Job Prison Convict
Killed by Viggo Mortensen
First Scared Straight
Last Scared Straight

Meat Hammer is a very brawny gay convict who wants to rape Denzel in the Hazelhurst Maximum Security Prison. He has a really long dick which he used to kill his last cellmate through rape. Despite this mistake, Meat Hammer wanted to do it again in hopes he get another cellmate. That is until Warden Tiny Smalls announced a gay wedding between Meat Hammer and Denzel. However, he and Smalls got decapitated by Viggo Mortenson.

MEAT MEAt hammer

Why they call him Meat Hammer.

Trivia Edit

  • Meat Hammer references his penis.
  • He is a parody of the rumor that convicts placed in American maximum security prison have to endure rape.
  • Meat Hammer's penis is 12.5 inches long.
  • Meat Hammer claims he has AIDS, another reason why it's not safe for anyone to have sex with him.