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''Scared Straight''
Season 2, Episode 10
Production Code: 2RAG10
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Written by Greg White
Directed by Ira Sherak
First Aired: November 5, 2013
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Scared Straight is an the tenth episode of the second season of Brickleberry, and the show's twentieth overall episode.

Synopsis[]

The park rangers are fed up with Malloy being a dick and Woody not doing anything about it so Denzel gets his old street gang from Detroit to scare the bear straight. Meanwhile, Steve goes to Comic Con dressed as a horse.

Plot[]

You PIGS

Denzel calls on his old gang from Detroit, the Cool Friends Gang, to put an end to Malloy's misbehaving, but their plan backfires when Malloy convinces them to go back to committing crimes and they are remitted by getting sent to a ridiculously dangerous maximum security prison supervised by insane and easily offended Warden Tiny Smalls.

Meanwhile, with Denzel in prison, Steve tries to find another person to be his partner in dressing up as Shadowfaux for the Lord of the Rings convention, Tolkon.

Quotes[]

Bobby: Uh, what the hell yall talkin' about?
Denzel: Lord of the Rings convention. You know, wizards and dragons and stuff.
Bobby: Oh, before yall arrested me, I was on my way to a convention filled with wizards and dragons.
Denzel: For real? Yall dress up and stuff.
Bobby: Aw, hell yeah we do.
[Puts on a KKK mask]
Denzel: Still better than Comic Con.

Steve: I can't believe you never read these before you met me.
Denzel: The only thing that gets read in Detroit is your rights.

Woody: [sarcastic] Whoa! Denzel was in a gang! Let's all take a moment to soak in that startling revelation.

[Malloy gets arrested]
Malloy: I don't like this at all. WAY too many blacks in here.

Warden Smalls: I run a fair and honorable Christian prison here. Rule #1. No sarcasm.
Malloy: [sarcastic] Oh, that's a great rule.
Warden Smalls: Well, looks like we got us a rebel here. Try this on for size.
[The cop hits Denzel]
Denzel: Ow! Why'd you hit me!?
Warden Smalls: Because as the bible says, it's much more painful to watch your friend to suffer for your sins.
Malloy: [sarcastic] Oh yeah. It is.
Warden Smalls: That sounds like more sarcasm, boy.
[The cop hits Denzel]
Denzel: Aaah!
Malloy: [sarcastic] Oh no. Please stop.
Warden Smalls: I'll break you that sarcasm, son if I have to break every bone in your friend's head.
[The cop hits Denzel repeatedly]
Denzel: Ow! Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow! God damn! ... Um, hey Warden. [sarcastic] That's a really nice tie. Take that, Malloy!
[The cop hits Denzel]
Denzel: Ow! Wait, wait, wait. I thought my friend had to suffer for my sins.
Warden Smalls: I was being sarcastic, idiot!

Paco: Sup, bitch. Como se llama, esse?
Malloy: Of course I'd like chips and salsa. You guys got any queso?
Mexican Gangser: Hey, watch your mouth, son! This is Paco. Leader of The Latin Kings.
Malloy: That's a weird name for a landscaping company.

Malloy: Knock knock.
Paco: Who's there?
Malloy: Amish Hank.
Paco: Amish Hank, who?
Malloy: Imma shank you!
[Malloy shanks Paco to death]

Trivia[]

  • The end of the intro shows Sauron all the way on the left side of the screen.
  • This episode parodies multiple issues with American maximum prisons such as overcrowding, violence, terrible food and rape.
  • Ethel complaining that Woody never disciplines Malloy and only gives him sugar and weapons is a throw-back to the show's first 2 episodes "Welcome to Brickleberry" (sugar) and "Two Weeks Notice" (weapons).
  • Big Eyes is the only member of the cool friends gang to say "mother fucker" uncensored. This is because he didn't pronounced it right.
  • When Woody tells Malloy to stop chasing Steve with a chainsaw, both Malloy and Woody stare at each other before the scene cuts to Malloy punishing Woody with a paddle for ruining his fun.
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