Dirk Mahogany is a former NAVY seal and expert on orphan baby animals who took down Osama Bin Laden. He is shown to be very muscular and compassionate, being overqualified for a job as a park ranger at Brickleberry. However, he then got replaced by Amber because Woody fell in love with her.

Dirk on baby animals
Dirk killed osama

He only appears in "Amber Alert".